during my lingerie shower last week i was given a large pair of pants....you might even say they were massive. technically they were only 7 sizes bigger than the ones i wear, but they seemed much more. they'd do if i was needing a sail for a boat, or a flag of surrender. can't you just imagine it:
Lord Aragorn, the orcs are coming. they're carrying a flag of surrender. At least that's what i think it's supposed to be....it looks like a massive pair of pants!.