No, that title is not cynical or looking for impending disaster, it's just the title of my life over the next week. I'm living on the opposite side of town for 10 days looking after a cat called Zoot. Zoot lives in the Falls. I normally live in Strandtown. In Strandtown, I can't wear my Ireland football jersey. In the Falls I can't wear my Tottenham Hotspurs Jersey. Who knew ones wardrobe would be dictated by the post code.